banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.

dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!

by Jazlo January 23, 2009

molestered

Having someone tell you "Boobs are 4tw"

~Man and Woman chatting in a room~
Woman: Hi
Man: Hi
Woman: Nice day outside.
Man: I wouldn't know, BOOBS ARE 4TW!!!11 LOL!
Woman: Oh noes! Your verbal assault has stunned me and left me feeling as if my life is plumetting into a chasm of depression. I feel so dirty.

~End~

by Blizzposta May 1, 2005

molestache

A mustache that makes you look like you molest children.

Check out that guys molestache! Keep him within 100 feet of that elementary school.

by lolamite February 3, 2010

Moreitz

to over think something to disastrous results, usually in a sexual situation.

Brad: Dude Moira came over tonight!

Simon: Did you hook up with her?

Brad: No I Moreitz'd everywhere, I kept over thinking it and then she was gone.

Simon: Sucks to suck.

by mr.gOofield November 9, 2012

Molestache

Creepy facial hair, whether wispy thin or curled into odd shapes, patently unattractive to adult women; Clear perv alert.

Woman #1: Did you hear your neighbor is on the Megan's Law website?!

Woman #2: I knew it! He had a molestache!

by Tempest Fugit June 21, 2012

molestating

v. gerund. molesting; result of thinking of the "molestation" and switching mid-thought to "molesting."

"Child molestating is a big deal."

by skydark January 16, 2014

Molestaphant

A elephant that molest other animals. Usually other elephants.

"Is that elephant shoving its horn up another elephants butt?"
"Yep, that's what's called a molestaphant."

by Legodathy June 12, 2016