Midgety

A term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short. a bit constipated, and slightly akward. One who also has no ability to park a car between two lines. Has an obsession with corn.

Cop number one: "Wow look at that midgety go!"
Speed racer: "What up Granny?!"

by Men. February 18, 2009

midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead.
The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body

look at that midget he is so cute i want to kiss his huge forehead

by bean May 27, 2003

midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.

yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)

by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

Midget Lightning storm

When someone has a foot fetish consisting of only midgets, many many midgets, who constantly pee on that person one after another

Hey man how was your first night in vegas?
Good I had a threesome and totally felt greatvafter, how bout you?
Great I won three hundred bucks and celebrated by treating myself to midget lightning storm , but i'll tell you it wasn't cheap.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III January 7, 2011

midget

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

by jadeeyx June 1, 2009

midget

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010

midge

British colloquialism for female genitals.

She's got a great ass but I really love her midge.

by Pharaoh13 August 1, 2010