Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later

see the mayonnaise

by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021

Mayonnaisification

1.To add unnecessary ingredients. To render less lively, less appealing. To unnecessarily add, spread and or slander. Doing too much.
2. To appropriate, copy, and or impersonate people of color by white washing.

The Essence Festival ended early due the mayonnaisification of the event.

by 31323132bdLG March 9, 2022

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

mayonnaise

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022

Mayonaise

White stuff on me burgers

I like Mayonaise

by Salty5 April 10, 2022

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022