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When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020
mugGet the Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoesmug.
The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
mugGet the chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoesmug.

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
mugGet the instant mashed potatoesmug.

Mash pateese

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!
by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016
mugGet the Mash pateesemug.

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
mugGet the steamy mashmug.

steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
mugGet the steamy mashmug.

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
by Yermy May 11, 2020
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