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crab monger

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.
Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.
by Save ur self November 7, 2010
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mogged

by %$% July 19, 2004
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monger

As in "warmonger" or "peace monger." Also used to refer to someone who moves between, a free agent. May also be used as a verb.
Monger for peace. Monger duality.
by fuckboxword July 7, 2016
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Monger

Ethnic slur for a person hailing from the glorious land of Mongolia
"I hate it when I go to eat with my wife and there are all these damn mongers"
by Mongolian overlord March 25, 2016
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Fear Denial Mongering

FEAR; (perceived risk or danger, real or not)DENIAL; (negation in logic; refusal to admit the possibility of a truth and or a reality) MONGERING; (monger=Trader; thus mongering = trading)

Contrary to urban mythological FEARMONGERING, a undefined non-existent dictionary term derived as; “One who spreads the (*idealogy) of fear through propaganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be(* fearmongers).*(Spelling)

Fear Denial Mongering comes from an ideology of denial and individualism’s obsess, seeded in urban legend and conspiracy by a punditry of anti-establishment denial that there is anything to fear at all.
As expressed in a denial of fear ideology by neophyte Senator Barack Obama, in MASON CITY, Iowa, in a justifying posture of Fear Denial Mongering on May 25, 2007.
by Fearmonger June 13, 2007
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Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009
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Mooger

When one is really excited to retrieve a juicy booger from thier nostril, only to be let down by a finger full of mucus.
Tracy became frustrated, as she laid in bed with her inability to dig out a good booger. She continued to draw blanks retrieving only the left-overs of a slimey substance that required extensive rolling of her fingers together to form a mooger.
by PodBerry February 6, 2009
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