Midget Minge Muncher

A midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. Similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female ejaculate face flooding.

I, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. Your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female ejaculate before bed. Them were the days before television.

by Anarcho-Capitalist February 6, 2010

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Siberian Circus Midget

1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.

2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day

3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"

4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror

I was stoned to death by Siberian Circus Midgets

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

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double digit midget

military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.

Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!

by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007

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Midgets Gone Wild

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs

did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

by amindformelodrama August 2, 2008

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