When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is
Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew
by some urban dictionary user November 15, 2020
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The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019
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mashed topatoes

Little scuz: can I have some more mashed topatoes

Baby mama and baby daddy: awww
by Whopper_jr1 October 21, 2020
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Mash Potato’ed

A superb blast combining Meth, Shrooms & Pot.
Not High, Not Geeked, Not Trippin… but now…. I’M MASHPOTATO’ED ! Mash Potato’ed, not Mashed Potato’d

(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)

If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!

Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)

Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !
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mash a floppy

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.
I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.
by DLSXF13 October 15, 2022
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