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Foot Lettuce

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce
by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.
"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"
by jerry russo May 30, 2018
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Space lettuce

A strain of weed. The dankest of dank
I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy
by Hound dawg December 11, 2017
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Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister
Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.
by Snarky October 14, 2022
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Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun
Fuckin lettuce
by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019
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homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.
Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.
by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017
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