Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

Devils Lettuce

Something a new weed dealer says to try and get some street cred

Something a teenager calls weed to look cool

What the Devil grows in his backyard

YO! Dude I caught my dad smoking some Devils Lettuce

by 2KoolForSkool February 28, 2020

lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

by jerry russo May 30, 2018

Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

by Snarky October 14, 2022

Get Lettuced

Man shoved his thumbs inside a woman and rips the cheeks apart

Corey walked into the woman’s house and then maliciously lettuced her dog then blurts out get lettuced

by Ye corey March 19, 2022

Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 19, 2020