Lettuce Meemonch

Drinking fat cum nut and spitting in the penis to project it up a dudes and lick shit all day. If you vote down I’ll kill your daughter

Drew not today! I do not want to Lettuce meemonch with you rn

by CadenLover32 April 28, 2020

lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake May 23, 2018

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

Lettuce trim

A woman's beefy vagina.
(Defined by Daniel Tosh on Tosh Show 2/20/24)

Check out the lettuce trim on that porn star.

by Old Guy February 20, 2024

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020