Seven Layer Burrito

A mixture of vomit (guacamole), the greasy secretion that can be found in between a fat chick’s roll (cheese), diarrhea (beans), sperm (sour cream), pubic hair (lettuce), menstrual fluid (tomatoes), and pubic crabs (rice). All of this is served between a fat lady’s fat roll which serves as the tortilla.

I gave your mom a Seven Layer Burrito last night.

by Juan C. Lopez January 6, 2009

layler

A Layler is a nickname for Layla.She/he is BEAUTIFUL/HANDSOME,if it’s a girl she has curves in all the right places and has VERY big boobs and a VERY big ass.She starts puberty when she was 8 so she is very mature.

Guy 1-Hey did you see layler today, she asked me out!!!
Guy 2-who’s layler???
Guy 1-Layla dumby, She asked ME out!!!
Guy 2-WAIT LAYLA ASKED YOU OUT, lucky!!!
Guy 1-I know,the dates tomorrow, We’re going to my house and my parents aren’t home so...
Guy 2-OH MY GOD YOUR GOING TO DO IT.??
Guy 1-yeah I REALLY want to have sex.

by Aria mondgumery May 13, 2018

ladderman

Just one of the many names given to one of the greatest minds of our time, Jedediah Schlatt. He earned this name when he demonstrated his mastery over the forces of nature using nothing but a ladder to do so.

“You don’t understand why they call me Ladderman!”-Jshlatt addressing Wilbur Soot on September 8th, 2019 A.D.

by GoblinRetardFaggot September 27, 2020

Brozone Layer

The zone in which bros can chill and do bro like stuff. Usually a secluded place in which people out of the zone and personal of the opposite gender are not taken kindly. This place is usually equipped with some snacks for when the munchies are present and some drinks for when a bro is thirsty

mom " kevin why is this mattress separating the basement kitchen from the rest of the basement?"

kevin " it is protecting the brozone layer from women and outsiders that arent taken kindly here. now since you are in the hozone can u make me a sangwhich?

by brojuana March 14, 2012

Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

foam ladders

foam ladders is something you scream out when you are stoned out of your mind, other words that my and my fellow siblings came up with when we were jimmied are, Cushy Muffins, Fwench Fwies! and Purple Lobsters

carlos is sitting on his computer
matt is stoned
tim turns around and screams FOAM LADDERS!
everyone falls on the floor laughing because tim is a genius

by Timmy Jimmy February 2, 2004