Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

by captain Wot May 03, 2016

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021

Lettuce

Shake the lettuce

Zoe had had too many cocktails that she needed to go shake the lettuce.

by MrsJJM73 July 20, 2018

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 21, 2024

Lettuce

A woman's breasts, typically used when referring to a small or flat chest.

See also Ranch

"I wish I had tits like Becky but instead I've just got lettuce"

by Charkuma August 30, 2018

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022