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slug and lettuce

When you're driving around town in your BMW looking for a pub. You realize you're going to a slug and lettuce so you have to go back and change to your fiat 500.
Hey man! Should we go to the slug and lettuce? Fuck. I can't man. My fiat 500 is at my mum's house.
by Penguinboy21 June 9, 2021
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lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself
Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head
by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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Spicy lettuce

Bruh this is some fire spicy lettuce
by skidoodle November 4, 2019
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El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".
Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".
by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019
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