sleepiest leaf

Damn he is sleepiest leaf
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Cheeky Leaf

It smells like someones been smoking some of that Cheeky Leaf
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Penis Leaf

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .
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Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.
Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up
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Leaf bug

"wow CARL that LEAF BUG is AWESOME can I have it?"
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Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 18, 2023
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