knob sniff

A idiot who repeatedly sniffs knob, they also become addicted to the smell, a knob sniff is of the male sex.
The more extremists put the knob up their nose and sniffs till the cum fires up his nose.

jamie: yeah, shut up virgin
Chris: no being a knob sniff doesnt mean you loose your virginity, you've had more pricks than a second hand dart board

by tree cake January 10, 2008

knob eyes

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.

Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".

by jonesybob November 1, 2009

goat knobber

A contemptible person, of minimal use in society! Makes the allegation that the said person has a predilection for having sexual intercourse with goats (may of course be unfounded or true!)

That Luke Williams is a prize goat knobber...

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

the knobber

Receiving a Blowjob with a door knob snuggly fit in your asshole.

While standing in front of the bathroom door , Bob received the knobber from his girlfriend who was sitting on the toilet.

by nnNNNjkhghkFGHJL;'POIUYTREDSXF February 28, 2017

knobbin

Knobbin someone- to be having sex with them.

Guy1: were was u last nite?
Guy2: I was knobbin my gf

by Funki May 13, 2005

Knob of Butter

A British term denoting some butter, or a more gentlemanly insult when striving to avoid strong language.

Richard, you knob of butter. You've spilt my pint of ale all over the table.

by Sensei_Tohru January 9, 2010

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008