kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

get out of the kitchen

if you can't deal with the pressures and difficulties of a situation or task, you should leave others to deal with it rather than complaining.

He advised her to get out of the kitchen if the pressure became too much.

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

The Crows kitchen

A company of burgers made by 2 idiots but has the best burgers

"the crows kitchen is the best burger company"

by The ture grog November 28, 2021

soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Ahh fuck man Young inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my white Lexus

by William Anderson December 7, 2022

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.

Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.

by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016