Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

kiderple

RHYMES WITH PURPLE

the snapple fact said that no word in the dictionary rhymed with purple.
kiderple- you’re so kiderple you fucking idiot

by mgdubsiscoolkiscool January 3, 2024

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

Kinder

The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.

Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.

by coolkid991 December 4, 2023

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

by Stangela February 12, 2024

Kindergarten Style

Pissing in a urinal , but with your pants all the way down to your ankles , revealing your ass

I walked in the bathroom and I saw a dude pissing in a urinal kindergarten style

by Thiswasn'ttakenbutnowitis February 23, 2024