Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

kyle

people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness

person 1:"yo Kyle how are you?"

Kyle:"If you got eaten by a dog would you be a dog"

by Yvng beann October 27, 2019

kyle

1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"

by Kahl April 26, 2007

kyle

A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.

ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.

by Blazi January 11, 2008

kyle's cousin kyle

On the cartoon South Park, Kyle Broflovski's stereotype Jewish cousin Kyle. He displays may problems including asthma, poor physical ability, complete inability to behave normal and physically poor semen. He is also a tight arse when it comes to money.

Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.

by Elroy Steel May 18, 2008

kyle

Word to describe a confident action. Can be used while playing any sports. Usually said right before the action takes place or during the action. Always said in one sylable. One can only use this term when they know for a fact they will come through.

Pat: Dude I'll kill you in a 3-point contest!

Kyle: Hut!, yeah right you can't make shit!

Pat: (In the motion of shooting ball) KYLE!!
(shoots and scores)

Pat: Whats up now pussy? Thats the power of KYLE!

by WestHillzH1 February 2, 2008

Kylee

Kylee is a skinny twig bitch, that can't cheer, that is ever bothered to show up to school or games. She is also a gossip that sucks mad cock. When Kylee does go to school she is a entitled asshole that never shuts up.

Friend 1-did you hear kylee picked up the wrong end up of the curling iron.
Friend 2-wow, what a dumbass!

by Student A and B November 4, 2019