wang jouster

One who enjoys handling/playing with/crossing male genitalia. Can apply to both males and females.

Boy, did you see that guy at the party? He was such a wang jouster.

by Thomas Gentry September 11, 2006

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 17, 2008

Dick Joust

Slang for sex

Dude me and that chick dick jousted last night

by Hermaphragay December 28, 2011

slab joust

To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.

Rob and Chadd were having a slab joust on friday night. Rob came up short.

by Don's Johnson May 29, 2012

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s

The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.

by superboyuss February 22, 2019