Jake Paul

There are no words to describe this retarded idiot

Do you know who Jake Paul is?
SHUT THE FUDGE UP OR IM GOING TO BEAT YOU UP, EVERY DAY BRO!!

by Is this name taken August 31, 2017

Jake

A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.

Jake is a tool

by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

jake

is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

by kristen.carter.26 December 16, 2008

jaked

To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.

Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.

by Dillon Robert November 7, 2015

Jake Paul

The biggest faggot of the internet, who also got his ass beat by KSI

Retard kid: Jake Paul is THE BEST YOUTUBER
*A Less retarded kid shoots the other kid with an MP5*
A less retard Kid : Jake Paul is a faggot.
Me : Good Timmy here's some candy.

See my Point?

by TheGuyWithNothingGood November 16, 2019

Jake

A funny friend who is always there for you and is very nice and is really cool.

Jake your so funny

by anonymous November 9, 2020

[Union Jake]-Off

A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.

Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.

Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.

by SerySer January 26, 2009