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Japanese Sanduster 

A bondage technique where in your partner is suspended midair via any means (including duck tape or rope) where the suspended individual is lightly dusted in powdered sugar while the person who is not suspended (preferably the male) yells kamikaze bonsai while jumping off a chair and attempts to penetrate or be penetrated by the other partner suspended in midair.
Yo fam I heard from your ex that you are killer at the Japanese Sanduster!
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Japanese Rain Goggles 

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.
Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss

Japanese Phoenix Tattoo 

Symbolizes the rebirth from outside the pocket, to inside the pocket, to become the holder of the pocket.
Yo, Brandon just got a Japanese phoenix tattoo on his right arm to show that he hold's my pocket! He's always holding my pocket when it comes to smash, fortenite, and lifting weights!

Japanese Rain Goggles 

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.
Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.
Japanese Rain Goggles by Eye popper February 24, 2019

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

Japanese Subway girl 

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

japanese lunch box 

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.
my balls itch

must of been the japanese lunch box