Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

by Zach50 January 28, 2020

Japanese whiskey gav

Japanese whiskey Gav got served too much Japanese whiskey by a non Japanese waitress then shines a bright lamp into peoples faces as a spotlight believing he’s a new reporter/interviewer and asks them same questions over and over just enough to give everyone the shits and Gav gets told to go to sleep but Japanese whiskey Gav had a great time.

hey! look over there is that a lamp or Japanese whiskey Gav

by siennaw December 30, 2021

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Japanese Cinnamon Roll

The result of Bukkake.

We shot a bukkake scene with little Mai Ping, we turned that bitch into a Japanese Cinnamon Roll!

by 63mikeisgreat02 August 16, 2019

Japanese milk bread

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022

Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022

japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019