Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"
by TweakGod October 15, 2019
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Tripe Pipe

"Yeah mate she has a Tripe Pipe
by JLE123 November 12, 2018
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pipe the rock

To examine a diamond, usually a diamond ring worn by a woman who has just received it as a gift from her boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Derived from the examination of a stone by a jeweler using a jeweler's loupe, which he holds up to his eye and which is shaped like a very short pipe.
Sue: Hey, we got engaged last night!
TIna: Oh, wow! Did he give you a ring?
Sue: Yeah, pipe the rock!
by Lebendy-leben January 29, 2010
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pipe cheese

when you pour spoiled milk down the kitchen drain and it solidifies in the pipes thus making pipe cheese
Girl 1: Bro it smells like shit in here whats that smell
Person 1: sorry my mom poured expired milk down the drain and it made pipe cheese overnight. the roaches are having a feast and the plumbers won't be here till monday.
by Hugh P. Ness July 12, 2020
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Gary Pipe

A Yorkshire phrase used to describe an anus
Wow Terry I was out last night and I did that girl up the Gary pipe
by Kurbyking September 01, 2021
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sky pipe

The pipe in the sky, otherwise known as Skype. Like all pipes in the sky, sometimes it works, sometimes not.
The sky pipe isn't working, must be jammed up with poop, best use facetime instead.
by The wee hag January 27, 2017
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calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person
ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage
by callingpipe69 April 19, 2018
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