dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs

"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."

by The Original Pez June 24, 2008

Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.

Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

Garbage canning

-Verb.
-To pop out of a random garbage can and back up a person in an argument.
-To interrupt an argument to back up a person
-similar to blackup

-Callum: Yohance has no penis
-isaac randomly appearing: Yohance is the best and he's better than everyone!
-callum: STOP garbage canning!!!!

by callum satank December 13, 2009

Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

Floorbage Can

The floor behind the driver's set in a car.

Passenger: What should i do with my empty red-bull can?
Driver: Toss it in the Floorbage Can

by theFANUM February 12, 2010