Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

handsome man

Is a strikingly good looking guy. The best features.

Damn! That's a handsome man!

by Rjpoo August 16, 2017

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

cold hands

Some who is great in bed. Always having cold hands.

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.

by River Tiffany October 17, 2006

Ghetto Hands

When you see a person who is obviously from an urban area, such as a ghetto, and as they are speaking, they use their hands to help them annunciate EVERY SINGLE SYLLABLE that comes out of their mouths. One of their hands are closed into a fist, denoting rage, and the other hand is open, so the slapping noise makes their points come across more clearly. Most often than not, women of urban cultures use this tactic, as this tactic usually counters the urban male as he says 'Ya know what I'm sayin' approximately 16 times per sentence.

I only watch the morning talk shows, just to see the girls from the 'hood display their ghetto hands, as they repeat themselves and make no sense at all.

Ouch! Your ghetto hands must really hurt, Shanaynay........you were making a lot of good points just now!!!!

by carlipet September 22, 2009

Happy Hands Club

The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.

I'm a member of the Happy Hands Club!

by Kara April 25, 2005

vagina hands

1. Hands that get cold way too easily
2. A depiction of a vagina using two pairs of hands

Michael bitches all the time because his vagina hands are freezing

by handrew December 21, 2008