fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.

Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*

by Lawruh March 4, 2008

Handkerthief

Someone who has an obsession with handkerchiefs and steals them either from shops or from peoples houses and washing lines

"Greg has so many handkerchiefs - where does he get them from?"
"Beats me - he must be a Handkerthief"

by Hank Achanka June 10, 2008

Handle Challenge

When someone is given the task of drinking a whole handle (1.75 L) in one weekend, usually starting thursday night and going until midnight on sunday. Puking is an automatic disqualification.

"Did you hear about that kid who tried to do the handle challenge?"

"Yeah dude. he booted all over the dorm lobby, so now he has to give us the rest of his shit"

by floor20kid February 18, 2010

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.

Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?

by michael josen July 23, 2009

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022