Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 28, 2023
by Username67435 June 14, 2021
by pan handel sucker January 12, 2018
"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."
"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
by Bklitzed February 10, 2022
A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.
I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.
by terminator2ismyjam May 09, 2018
The handle which is in off-road vehicle when someone says "o shit" you grab on like you grab on to a baby falling off a building.
(Off roaring)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)
Driver:O SHIT
Passenger:(grabs on to o shit handle tighter the when he is grabbing his dick)
by The o.g billy the fridge April 12, 2017
Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
by agdfgargaeg March 22, 2018