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HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08

the name/term for the event of 01.03.08 when Britney Spears was carried off in a stretcher (with ankle restraints in use) for mental evaluation in hospital after using a toxic substance in high volume, which may have been responsible for her refusing to give her two children, sean preston and jayden james to her partner, kevin federline (kfed) within her visitation rights.
guy 1: hey Gary, did you hear that Simone got kidnapped yesterday?she was screaming and everything!

Gary: hey, I'm sure it wasn't as bad as HOSTAGE BRITUATION '08
by Jilania January 13, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
by Bewesy December 11, 2003
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hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."
Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.
by Jimmy September 4, 2004
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Hossein

Hossein (n): A total beast.
Has an oddball sense of humour and always knows what everyone's really thinking.
'Dude, he's such a Hossein.'
'I know, right?'
by a paperclip thief February 7, 2010
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Hoss up

To take charge in a certain locus such as the gym or even in church. If there are a bunch of rowdy boys out of control you gain control of the situation. If there is someone at the squat rack doing bicep curls and you walk up to them and drop your gym bag that weighs more than what they are curling you let them know that it is time to jet.
1) The kid was making smart remarks to the lady in church so I had to hoss up and cut him down a notch.

2) It is 5pm and it is time to squat so I walk over to the squat rack and drop my bag letting the bicep warrior know it is time to jet.
by SkulletBuster June 14, 2011
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hospital

A big building with patients.
"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
by spiff328 December 30, 2008
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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