Horse Girl

A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.

Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.

by ShanTee February 8, 2014

charley horse

a painful muscular cramp

Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*

by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

straight from the horse's mouth

from the highest authority

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

by zoon July 1, 2005

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

by Timothey December 22, 2020

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008