grocery feet

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.

"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."

by sexylips October 17, 2005

Grover

An unexpected occurrence in a men's locker room - when a particularly hairy individual drops his towel and decides to bend over to pick something up, revealing his hairy back (and partial front) side, reminiscent of the sesame street character Grover.

Hey dude, tuck your grover back in or I will kick it!

by schlitz56 June 28, 2010

Groner

A angry boner or a pissed off penis. Similiar to having blue balls.

I was dancing with a hot chick all night and now I have a groner.

by Farmer10 December 10, 2009

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

Grocery Store Flexing

A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.

He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.

“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy

by Vroashell August 3, 2018

Grover Cleveland effect

The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.

“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon

“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi

“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon

“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi

“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon

by GoGetterCFerg October 19, 2020

secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.

Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!

by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009