The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.

Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.

by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 17, 2021

MY JEAN TIE JEAN GRASS JEAN

A slang term coined together by Jacoby Powell. It is a deliberate mispronunciation of the names of the protagonists of the famous book " Ti Jean And His Brothers". It is used to evoke humor and laughter in a serious situation. It is also stated at random and unexpected times, which adds to its aforementioned comedic value.

4-6 class: *LITERALLY SILENT*
Jacoby: " MY JEAN TIE JEAN GRASS JEAN !"
4-6 class: *LAUGHTER*

by FRWERER4W February 25, 2022

The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic

You put canes sauce in a man’s asshole and eat it out with a chicken tender.

Did you The Jeffery Paul Grasso Classic him last night?
Ya for sure it was great.

by Jdjdjdjdjdsjkaosbevr April 14, 2023

grass-eater

a person who is animal-like in behaviour; one who cannot distinguish between right and wrong; a foolish person.

The government is full of grass-eaters.

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

Gas, grass, or ass

The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone

Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free

Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass

by Dr.Snake53 May 13, 2018

cut my grass

Drug world term used in straight world to imply an incursion into another's market.

Jim, you know that North Hastings County is where I earn and I really do not appreciate it when you cut my grass.

by Andy Renko August 26, 2006