Goofy Nigga

A goofy ass nigga is one that wears a flannel shirt with cuffed jeans and vans

Look at the goofy nigga wearing allat shit thinkin he got style

by Gahbae December 20, 2019

Silly goofy mood

When someone is horny but not horny enough to act on it

"Sorry, I'm just in a silly goofy mood right now"

by Goofycat March 18, 2023

Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

goofylife

Goofy to point of cartoon-dom; it's bad when your whole life is goofy.

He is about one knock-kneed, chicklett-tooth, crumb-sprayin', dipsqueeze goofylife!

by BC July 11, 2003

goofest

A goofest, is a festival related to the ejaculation, and celebration of goo. Goo is a synonym for sperm, jizz, cum, sticky icky, love sauce, and so on. The goofest is highly respected, and spiritual event that happens on frequent occasion in every males day to day life. The only rule of a goofest, is that that goo must gooed on everything within a 5 foot radius of the gooer. Other than that, a goofest is completley up to the male/s participating in the event. GOOOOO ON MY FRIENDS!

I heard Kinne and Sobel had a goofest with the log cabin bitches last night.

The guesthouse goofest is the most holy and respected goofest.

The goofest came to an abrubt stop when Jim realized the belizean he was fucking was infected with the HIV virus.

by esobez April 25, 2009

Gooey butter cake

When your balls are so sweaty they feel like they are melting into your leg

My balls feel like gooey butter cake right now from this car ride

by Gooeyness May 19, 2015

Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

by Dudeical March 20, 2016