Garfdicking

(verb)
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/

Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.

"We were just making out, but then he pulled out a Garfield mask and a tray of lasagna. Next thing I know, I’m being full-on garfdicked.”

“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”

“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”

by Greykaiju May 1, 2025

Garfussy

The designated entry point for individuals interacting with Garflin.

"Man I can't wait to get into the Garfussy"
"Did you hear how many people got let into the Garfussy the other day?"

by Folfylicious May 17, 2025

Garfdong

Incredibly cool or awesome.

"That's totally garfdong dude!"

by SkippyPBJ July 4, 2025

Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

garfollislubingtigglequilting

Any action of camping in a site while playing a video game.

He was garfollislubingtigglequilting in Fortnite, and it made me so angry.

by twiggly ahh jones November 21, 2025

Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019

Owen Garfield

A boy who loves his friends very much

Friend- Man Owen Garfield loves his friends

by Owen Garfield May 28, 2019