floss

Just like when you floss something you just ate out of between your teeth, just like you brush your shoulders off of dirt or what-have-you, "You Just Got Flossed" means that someone just disrespected or dissed you and flossed your ass out their teeth like as if you were that disposable. Like it ain't nothin.

Man 1: Hey, girl how are you doing tonight?

Woman 2: Psss I was alright until you came along...

Homie 3: Uwww you just got flossed!!!

by Ant Cafeconleche March 12, 2011

flossa

a differnt word meaning a lot of or many.

I have flossa shoes.

by Erin Elizaherty May 18, 2003

floss

a slang term used to describe an object(ie. shoes, chain, hoe)as raw, or nice.

O damn son, thats a flossin shirt.

by White Mike September 3, 2003

Flogsterbaffen

Flogsterbaffen - One that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. Your mom and cookies at 3:47 P.M. EST and 15 minutes ago. Whence a upon a time, characters A your mom and B your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. If intact your genitals can be used for sexual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. When the time is right Jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and China being the communist assholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a massive army to amass and their piece of shit nucler weapons. Canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumbass socialistic retards whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a coke can. You see the FC will explode inside the coke can and blow it A either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy balls or B making the can do a flip. Fish turn on the world.

Ben: Flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
Dover: Jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
Jacques:(Jocks) You call these bagels?
Strap: My pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
Dead Baby: rawr.

by Bryan. March 11, 2005

Floss

Slang for female masturbation.

Mrs. Smith doesn't get any from her husband, so she has to floss everday.

by kougazluvr June 22, 2008

Raghead Floss

The act of wiping your ass on a motel owners head rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".

The next time we went to the Super 8 in Columbus, Raghead Floss was coined when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.

by Floss 69 July 29, 2008

flip-flopsophy

The use and practice of conversion to wearing flip flops. A belief that the feet deserve to be free. Practicers of flip-flopsophy are usually on the go people who need easy access to comfortable colorful shoes. Economic and ergonomic, the flip flop is a shoe for all people. Most commonly seen in FL and other warmer climates. Even worn by some in these areas during cooler weather.

I myself am a practicer of flip-flopsophy I have been seen wearing a down jacket, a sweater, a pair of jeans, a scarf.....and a pair of flip-flops. If any body part is going to be sacrificed to frost bite, the toes are as good as gone.

by Lizzabeth December 13, 2008