local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

Philly Floater

The act of you and your partner(or more) sitting in a bath and trying to produce the largest floater the quickest.

Me and the Bf had the best Philly floater ever.

by Scarxy March 1, 2020

Shelby Flaitz

A psychopath who uses people for attention.

That girl is just like Shelby Flaitz.

by Emerylieb October 25, 2020

Pancake floaty

A large round rainbow floaty the shape of a pancake

“Wanna ride on the pancake floaty?”
“Yes. The pancake is so fun.”

by Pancakefloaty June 28, 2021

Hate floats on top of Alcohol

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.

"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".

by Tommy & Timmy B August 22, 2021

Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit

I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl

by Angry Floater August 8, 2022

three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..

Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !

by mikroth November 5, 2008