downward firing

Describes the way a girls nipples are pointing. When a pair of breasts sag and the nipples are pointing downward. These are some of the worst of nipples you can encounter.

Jay: So how was jen last night did you hit it?
Tom: Yah I did she was great but her nipples were downward firing.
Jay: Ouch that sucks.
Tom: Yah it was a major let down.

by Ryan_M. July 25, 2008

Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

by Seb13 February 26, 2009

Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010

Couch Fisting

Couch fisting (also known as Crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff...

Hey man, today I was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, BellaDonna's magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the Lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella...I think...

by ILOVELAMP!! December 9, 2010

punch fisting

When you vigorously fist a vagina to the point where it seems like you are pretending to be Rocky Balboa and that pussy is Apollo Creed.

Man, sex last night got super intense. My girlfriend started anally punch fisting my ass.

by GlassAssintheGrass June 19, 2016

word fishing

Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.

Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.

by salaryman July 24, 2008

Fisting

To punch with the part of your hand that's exposed or unpadded in MMA.

Dude Rampage was totally fisting when he dropped Chuck Liddell with that hook.

by MMATermCoiner February 19, 2014