An area that is specifically demarcated to prevent flatulent behavior in a small, closed area, usually backed up by an obscene fine to prevent it.
A no fart zone is set up to totally criminalize farting whereas in the past, passing gas was merely considered socially rude!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020
Get the no fart zonemug. Flatulence that is known to instantly clear the room. The smell of this fart will instantly burn your nose hairs and fry your brain cells. Fragrance very similar to a dead horse covered in flies or a Sulfur mine. Rotten eggs smell better than an atom fart, although they are somewhat comparable. Also known as an "Adam Fart".
Is that a dead rhino I smell? No man, that was just an atom fart.
The dude on the train ripped an atom fart that smells like a dead hooker covered in puke!
When Nicholas ripped that atom fart, it smelt like somebody was cooking 3 year old eggs with sulfur instead of salt.
The dude on the train ripped an atom fart that smells like a dead hooker covered in puke!
When Nicholas ripped that atom fart, it smelt like somebody was cooking 3 year old eggs with sulfur instead of salt.
by jumpin jabronie October 4, 2013
Get the atom fartmug. by PVC_4_SURVIVAL_SITUATIONS December 25, 2019
Get the slam the fartmug. A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.
A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?
by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003
Get the fart cannonmug. Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.
by l4star February 1, 2015
Get the fart curiousmug. An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
by indybob November 21, 2011
Get the Après fartmug. A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
Get the fart sommeliermug.