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cracker farm

cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.
Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.
by crackerbreaker December 12, 2013
mugGet the cracker farmmug.

Uterus farm

A woman who's sole purpose in life is farming out her uterus to increase her social assistance payments.
Person 1: Are those all her kids? I thought she was running a daycare.
Person 2: No its just uterus farm.
by benjid December 9, 2012
mugGet the Uterus farmmug.

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
mugGet the The Squirrel Farmmug.

Slut Farm

A "slut farm" is an alcohol-serving establishment frequented often by easy women and girls with low standards.
Guy 1: Dude, what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2: I'm headin' out to Crazy Horse.
Guy 1: Don't go there dude, it's a total slut farm.
Guy 2: Yeah, you're right, my boy Mike took one for the team last time.
by Captain Toolshed March 29, 2011
mugGet the Slut Farmmug.

Farm to Market

A small road less traveled, usually in the country. Normally referred to as FM such as a 911 address of 115 FM 2558.
FM = Farm to Market
by Bigred78 May 30, 2009
mugGet the Farm to Marketmug.

farm fucks

BTW- I did not mean to suggest that black people use drugs, that was a poorly executed statement.
o.o.o.o.o.o..o.o.o.o. YAY
by zoey April 11, 2004
mugGet the farm fucksmug.

BANANA FARM

A mental hospital;a sanitarium; a kindergarten class;a nursery;a nut house.
Golly Ellie May,cousin jed has drank so mucha that "shine"that he`s a ready for the BANANA FARM.
by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003
mugGet the BANANA FARMmug.

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