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Victory Fap

Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.
Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.
by HotDeuceUniversity September 2, 2016
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Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn
jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy
by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019
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Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019
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Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am
Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap
by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019
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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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spicy fap

I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap
by DareToBeBold January 25, 2018
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tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.
Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''
by ya-dad October 7, 2012
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