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carrion fair

1. a market-style sale of ephemeral or short-lived goods.

2. metaphorically referring to the avaricious or carnivorous style of contemporary or capitalistic business.

2. the sale of dead putrefying flesh.
1. The bazaar was a madhouse. A regular carrion fair

2. The carnival was a carrion fair of rides and games.

2. ...as we had to get back to the airport to dig into that mess, the grocery store (for the obligatory snack/souvenir stop), and then back to the "Carrion Fair" store for essentials since the bags are not in our near future...
by apox64928 June 27, 2010
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Roman Fair

Events that some people have where you can go and live like an ancient Roman for a time.
It is better than a Medieval fair because they have real orgies.
I think I saw you at the orgy in the Roman fair.
by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
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the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.
- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots
by the_goose_man October 20, 2011
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Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule

There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"

When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.

We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.

Explanation of Element #1.

Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).

We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.

Explanation of Element #2:

A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.

We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.

If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.

If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:

To Satisfy Element #1.

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.

2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.

3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.

To Satisfy Element #2:

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).

2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
by Apollo Lio October 1, 2013
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state fair

Fry this. Fry that. Fry Everything! Where diabetes come from. Commonly "Big Rednecks" go to this fair each year.
Hey Jim! Wanna get to the state fair?!?

Well Houdedoo partner! Lets get us some fried ice cream! HeuHeuHeuh!
by Niqqa_Truth November 27, 2015
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Be Fair Be Vegan

Be Fair Be Vegan is a Community organisation whos set to brainwash uneducated people like themselves against the dairy industry as they don't know how it really works, and have there head to far up their own arse to find out the truth.
If they stopped and paid attention they would learn:
-Beef is tender and loves being served at a BBQ
-Lamb is really tender, the younger the better
BUT they insist in making these animals starve by eating all their food so they die slowly and in pain
Don't be a vegan, support a human death
Be fair be vegan animal sex & starvation - Chicken & oat sex
by hilux1995 January 15, 2018
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