Funnelling

When someone takes food from your plate without asking.

Oi Steve stop funnelling my potatoes

by mcdanfake September 21, 2018

Fuente

To become a sophomore girl and execute your specifically designated dance move while getting stared at by middle aged men; to make ultilio your biddie; to drink pure sugar ritas while chasing your friends to the dance floor with tortilla chips in your hand; to order more ritas then you can pay for

Hey Becky! Wanna fuente tonight?? Our saint pattys pregame wasn't enough for me and I really miss Ultilio right now.

by condescendingpainter March 17, 2019

Function Junction

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."

Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

by Chad McLadington May 22, 2019

Function Adams

A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol

I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.

by Paul Hymen July 23, 2019

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Jonas Funnel

A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like a bukkake. The dish causes all the semen to flow down towards your face and head.

I was watching this crazy japanese porn last night and they were doing a bukakke but then they took it to the next level with a Jonas Funnel.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009