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fucked up in the crib 

Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.
fucked up in the crib watching family dude (image of a Family Guy lookalike)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)
fucked up in the crib by DrShamrock November 23, 2023

Fucked a duck until exploded 

To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.
Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.

Fucked-in Syndrome 

Fucked-in syndrome (FIS)

Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.
(After intense sex session)
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"
Fucked-in Syndrome by Dolly444 March 24, 2024

Fucked up Mind 

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)
Fucked up Mind by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024

Fucked the Couch 

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
Fucked the Couch by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.
You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.
Fucked Your Iguana by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024