homo erectus floridus

Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.

Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.

by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

Angry erection

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying

*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about

John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.

by Gerald 23 August 8, 2022

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023