English Convict

Peoples of Caucasian descent originally from England, sent to exile to serve their sentences within the Asia Pacific region, the lowest form of life-form within a cast system

In Australia and New Zealand, there is a plethora of English Convicts residing amongst established dwellings and high-rise buildings.

by Convict hunter November 9, 2017

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

English G-spot

When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.

C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?

R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.

by VikingOfBG October 8, 2018

English Class

English Class refers to the act of Sex . Specifically endearing sex, love making, if you may. It's a term used as a lay-low around other peers. It may or may not include BDSM, Kinks, and a TON of making out.

Hey, are you ready to study hard in English Class? ;)

by Im Married To A Toaster October 12, 2018

English'stn't

A term used to describe an individual who is so stupidly inept at English that they struggle to even vibrate their vocal chords in a manner even remotely acceptable by English speakers. Examples of sentence structures and (non-existent) terms that these individuals will use include:

-More better
-Gooder
-More gooder
-Sayed
-Putted

"Rafe is so English'stn't."

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018

English people

Very polite people, especially older English people that still have some manners and were brought up learning respect.
Beware of the sheep that work in offices and think they're hot stuff as they are the ones that have no manners and think everybody should bow to them. Higher pisition office workers are very educated and smart.

Polite English people : May I please have a large glass of red wine and two pints of lager, please.
Sheep that work in offices : why is my fries not here yet??! Where's my food!?? I ordered a large red!!!!

by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018