5 definitions by Eskimo’s with big tits

Bellingham

A town in Bellingham, where middle schoolers are so obsessed with touching door frames three have broken so far, everyone vapes smokes, the bathroom smells like fruity tooty + burnt chicken and 63 is a great number. (63 felonies on a pedo teacher), our sport teams are shit other than maybe men’s volleyball (Joke)

Me: Let’s go boys let’s win this game!!
Every other town: I’m about to end this whole mans career

Bellingham news: another defeat as the shithawks continue their amazing record of 0-8

by Eskimo’s with big tits April 29, 2019

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits May 21, 2018

Esketit

Eskimos with big tits

Esketit we won!!!
Yea those eskimos are litty
Huh

by Eskimo’s with big tits May 21, 2018

Aspirin

a synthetic compound used medicinally to relieve mild or chronic pain and to reduce fever and inflammation.

I feel like shit
Take an aspirin and shut up

by Eskimo’s with big tits May 21, 2018

Revenge

Creeper
Aw man

Take your revenge!

by Eskimo’s with big tits July 30, 2019