Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Park Dojin

Tall, built, muscular alpha who loves his wife and son very much. Also a hit musician and top model

“ Damn Park Dojin is so hot”

by North06 May 25, 2021

Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.

Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!

by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022

I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can

a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"

Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"

by kqi walliams October 19, 2022

doin' the most

N. (State of being) By searching for this term, you have been caught doin' the most. Often used when somebody over-uses, over-does, or over-kills anything, or goes out of their way for an insignificant reason.

*In text messages and other text-forms of communications, it is often abbreviated as "dtm". Quite often it is followed or lead by a "smh" or "shaking my head".

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Me: I just wrote a definition for "doin' the most" on Urban Dictionary.

Friend: You're doin' the most.

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Girl: IDGAF, so STFU and GTFO.

Me: Dtm, smh.

by CertifiedBlackGuy October 21, 2011

doing the mcfarleys

"doing the mcfarleys" is a G-Rated term that is used to describe sex in front of younger children.

Amanda: What was all that noise last night ?

Steve: that was mark and his girlfriend. They were fucking like rabbits.

Amanda: Don't say that in front of the kids.

Steve: Sorry. They were "doing the mcfarleys" all night.

by PlayBoyMan June 27, 2010