My friend Dean

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank

Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 11, 2018

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

pulled off a Dean

When you offer or promise somebody to cover their shift at work but then you leave or get out of your promise without explanation and acting rude when prompted.

I had a chance to leave work early today but Paul pulled off a Dean on me.

by Awildamer November 25, 2019

Jan and Dean

The 1960’s Music duo consisting of Jan Berry and Dean Torrence. They are known for their surfing music that Brian Wilson helped write for them. Before surf music, the duo preformed many doo-wop songs, mist notably “Baby Talk” in 1959.

Jan and Dean had many successful songs in the mid 60’s such as “Dead Man’s Curve” and “Surf City”.

by Haileymusic16 April 22, 2020

Pulling a DEAN

Deaning or pulling a DEAN is to disappear, ghost, or abandon someone/something for a long period of time ( 6 years) despite consistently promising that you or it are coming soon.

The process of Deaning someone is often elongated by a prolonged fall down the stairs on Instagram live or any retelling/reposts of the aforementioned event.

Man A: hey has that girl still not texted you back?
Man B: yeah she's really pulling a dean on me.

Woman A: Dean said we'd get the album next year right?
Woman B: Yeah but that was 5 years ago.
Woman A: Wow he really deaned us huh.

Netizen A: *reposts video of Dean falling down the stairs
Netizen B: oh no! Now the albums gonna get deaned for another year!

by Kristen Lynn January 5, 2022

The James Dean

The act in which you have and take your pecker and place it behind your buddies ear,( mimicking a cigarette of the late hep cat actor) whom is passed out sitting up in a lawn chair from excessive drinking, while having another friend take a picture.

Pulled The James Dean on Dwayne last night, check it out! Bwahot! Fool gotta dick in his ear like its a cigarette!

by Maddog Jefferson December 24, 2022

Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

by James Hightower January 4, 2008