diddler

A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.

That asian person is such a diddler

by asdfjakljsdf March 8, 2004

Bean Diddler

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.

"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

diddly

A noticable part to a piece of art or music.

That was a nice little diddly they just played for us.

by satandracula November 25, 2009

Diddleshit

To waste time, goof off, or procrastinate.

"My husband always runs late, he can diddleshit with the best of them."

"All you do is goof off, stop diddleshitting around."

by Kilo D January 10, 2009

Diddled

To be memed on by the TSD crew

Ohhh...shit thy hath been diddled

by Lpdodjfbficirhehwixif May 31, 2018

random-diddly

Random beyond words or so random it is unexplainable or uber random

"That was random-diddly"

by Kat October 23, 2003

fiddle your diddle

When you play with your penis in public

Hey did you just fiddle your diddle at the table!

by GucciFuckBoi June 8, 2018