Celine

An ugly person that pretends to be pretty by putting a lot of make up on. Overreacts like hell and never says sorry. Dates guys because she bribes them into it. Very immature and thinks she's smart. Naive and stupid, will beieve anything you'll make her think. Very mean and has friends that hate her and then leave her after a while. Too organized and expects everything to be perfect while she's the actual bitch.

"Oh! Is that Celine?!"
"Great! Now our day is ruined!"

by starmyshoulders February 13, 2010

culinazi

A term coined by a well-known chef, Daniel Glaser, a culinazi is a culinary snob or extreme foodie. Refusing to eat at fast food or chain restaurants, the culinazi goes for the hole-in-the-wall establishments, like a taqueria for lengua gorditas or offals at a run down brasserie. Knowledgeable in food and sometimes wine, the culinazi doesn't necessarily have to be involved in the restaurant industry. Always ready and willing to throw down in culinary term and trivia battles, a culinazi doesn't back down and will fight until their elitist view is seen and heard.

Fresh ingredients of the highest quality are what the culinazi brags of, knives and cookware are his tools. Buying locally to stimulate local farming economic balance and always looking for a culinary adventure are the name of the game for the culinazi. Stacks of books, memoirs, notes, magazines and newspaper articles fill the culinazi's closets, bookshelves and garage. Never succumbing to the drab writings of "celebrity chefs" the culinazi prefers cutthroat restaurant reviews and hand written notes.

"Dude, that guy on table 3 is such a culinazi, he refuses to eat our farm raised salmon"

by boosted84wagon December 26, 2008

culinary-engineer

A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.

Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.

by Jok3r13 June 18, 2010

Culinary

To give or receive oral sex.

Wow! Amy's culinary was so awesome last night

by dcre8r March 22, 2016

stage 5-clinger

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.

Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"

by H&K Inc. October 21, 2011

Calindel

A game player that believes they are more skilled than their gameplay shows.

That Calindel thinks he has skills, but he seriously sucks.

by Kaldair February 5, 2009

Clincher

The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.

Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005