Crumb dog

Giving a blow job to an individual with a gluten allergy after earlier or while eating cookies or other gluten filled food items with the intent of secondary swelling and an enhanced size of the erection

My husband has struggled with erections lately but luckily he's gluten intolerant and I can give him a crumb dog

by aqua bandit August 19, 2024

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Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!

Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!

by DrownWithMe May 29, 2019

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Crumb chips

Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.

Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!

by Bigdoginc June 06, 2019

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Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.

I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!

by Crumbyboi November 24, 2021

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