Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail

Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.

by Cary The B November 9, 2012

cruves

Cruves a person's ability to pour themselves a drink while underneath a tap and roof structure in a campsite.

Daymn, that Heather has got some tight cruves.

by Charles Hestington June 30, 2008

P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

by Paul T August 28, 2008

loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.

Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.

by whoak August 5, 2010

Cruice

If it's Cruice, than it's Crucial!!!!!

Aye breh, Jack in The Box run is Cruice right now!!!

Is it cruice?

Breh droppin a deuce is cruice right now!

(Girl walks by)

Cruice Guy 1: "Was she cruice?"
Cruice Guy 2: "Nahhh she was NOT cruice!"

by CruicestManAlive April 29, 2010

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

by Mugshots February 18, 2019