Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Get the lost count of sheepmug. A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Get the Count Cripulamug. by Weiner World February 23, 2021
Get the Weiner Countmug. A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
Get the Pitch Countmug. A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024
Get the Nixon countmug. What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
Get the Count Fecula's disappearing actmug. 