26 Cents

She sat alone on a bus out of Beaumont
The courage of just 18 years
A penny and quarter were taped to a letter
And momma's goodbye in her ears
She watched as her high school faded behind her
And the house with the white picket fence
Then she read the note that her momma had wrote
Wrapped up with 26 cents
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love

A penny and a quarter buys a whole lot of nothing
Taped to an old wrinkled note
And when she didn't have much she had all momma's love
Inside that old envelope
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love
Oh it's been years since momma's been gone
But when she holds the coins she feels her love just as strong
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all
And I'll be there with you
Always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thought
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love

26 Cents

by Txorromorro December 30, 2025

give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony

If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.

by taxtop February 6, 2014

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017

Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.

Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Battle For 17 Cents

Battle For 17 Cents is a very cool online show created by I'mJustATearMan. It's the result of a bunch of made-up characters, such as Chris the dog/fish/cat, Dorito, Orb, ect. All meet up for a chance to do different challenges and compete for the grand prize of 17 cents.

The origin of this Youtube series is that the creator was in bed at 3:00 AM, with nothing to do. So, he decided to draw some characters, in a mobile animation app called "FlipaClip". Then he proceeds to add voice lines for the characters. With each character having a unique voice, and personality.

The show's cast changes every episode. The characters who don't complete the challenge, are put up for "elimination". The viewers of the show get to choose between the characters that are up for elimination and vote in the comments of that video on who they want out of the show. Those votes will then be placed and counted in the next episode. The character who receives the most votes, gets "eliminated".

Its quality is quote on quote, "The main comedic purpose". The creator stated. With the animations all being done at 2 frames per second.

orb is the best character.

Example: "Did you see the new Battle For 17 cents episode?"

by ratio elllll November 4, 2022